And we’re back to making dodgy jokes – Penis
A month or two ago, Barry and I attended a farewell party for his American friend.
The setting for the party was one of the most palatial houses I’ve ever been to. Seriously! With the house situated on the mountain and overlooking the ocean, the view was spectacular. And if this wasn’t enough the house contained a pool, two huge TVs (at least) and a projector. The whole time I was there I couldn’t help thinking, “Is this, what American dollars gets you?”
At some point during the party, someone brought out an American board game. The name of the board game escapes me, but I do remember that it was similar to 30 Seconds in that each person had to describe a term on a card and his/her team members had to guess the word.
Me: It’s something that you blow up. You can use your mouth or …
American man: Inflatable mattress?
Another American man: Penis?
Me: Erm … inflatable mattress is correct …
Looking back at the whole thing, maybe I shouldn’t have said, “You can use your mouth”.

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